A minister was walking to church one morning when he passed one of his members working in his garden. “The bells are calling you to church this fine morning,” admonished the minister.
“What did you say?” asked the member.
“Can’t you hear those bells calling you to church?”
“I’m afraid you’ll have to speak a little louder!” said the member.
“CAN’T YOU HEAR THOSE BELLS CALLING YOU TO CHURCH?!” shouted the minster.
“I’m sorry,” said the member, “I can’t hear you because of those noisy BELLS!”